- Cheese (and its all-important delivery method: pizza)
- alcohol (and its vectors: beer, wine, and gin)
- chocolate (in all its glorious forms: cake, brownies, -chip cookies, injected)

Happily, I am not alone in this sentiment. My artificially-caramel-colored overlords at the Coca-Cola company are on my side. Diet Coke and The Heart Truth have joined forces because
A healthy, happy heart is essential to staying extraordinary and making the most of every moment. Diet Coke and The Heart Truth are partnering to raise awareness for women's heath programs.So every time I drink a Diet Coke (like now!) I am supporting the National Heart, Lung, and Blood Institute, who, I assume, are working very hard on my behalf to figure out how, not only women, but I, too, can eat more pizza, drink more wine, and celebrate every day with a brownie (and/or chocolate cake).
So, Dr. Smarty-Pants Cardiologist, this Diet Coke is for you.